HOW TO GET SYMPATHY

Sigh.
Have a brave smile.
Be clumsy.
Weep.
Be embarassed.
Be unemployed.
Try to help but be inadequate.
Hurt yourself (spill something on self).
Admire others.
Cover face and weep.
Have a handicap.
Have a terrible boss, sibling, child.
Punish yourself when you fail.
Tell sob story. 
Have a speech defect, lisp.
Be bad at sex.
Be lonely.
Have no lover.
You've been fired.
See yourself as a victim.
No one likes you.
Be at loss.
Someone trashed you.
Your pet avoids you.
Temporarily homeless.
 

simon severino